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Gosling Juggler
SOME PEOPLE JUGGLE GEESE! Be a champion gosling juggler with this design

Captain Dummy Talk
"I need that in Captain Dummy Talk, Kaylee" And in techno babble, don't we all!

Well Bred Petty Crooks
As Inara says to Mal, every well bred petty crook knows the small concealable weapons go to the left of the placesetting... BWHA!

Space Bugs
Based on Kaylee's words to Simon... "Don't let the space bugs bite!" Of course, she instantly regrets the comment!

Worthier Part
The great words of Shepherd Book from the first episode of Firefly

Our Witch
River may be a witch, but she's our witch... so cut her the hell down!

Beautiful Dresses
Kaylee's "layer cake" dress and her reaction to it from "Shindig"

ELSEWHERE!
design based on Wash;s lines in "Our Mrs Reynolds"

Cheerful
As mal tells Jayne, there isn't a power in the verse can keep Kaylee from being cheerful!

Low Down Dirty
Design based on Jayne's poetic line from "Out of Gas" with Jayne inspiried camo in the background

Stab in the Back
Mal's line to Jayne near the end of the Arel episode
printed on the BACK of items only

Call Him Sir
Wash's advise to Zoe that could apply to anyone who likes to be seen as somewhat authority

Change is Good
One of Wash's great lines that rings true for all of us!

Shiny!
They classic Firefly "a-okay" word!

Thrilling Heroics
Browncoats are often up for some thrilling heroics. Now is the time!

Whimsical in the Brainpan
Originally said by Mal about River, but it can apply to all Browncoats

Chain of Command
Jaynes great descriptionof the Chain of Command-- I'd follow it if I were you!

Big Damn Heroes
Every Browncoat knows the BDHs!

Not Afraid
Wash's comment about Jayne's hat from his mother in the episode "The Message"

Trained Ape
Browncoats may know several people like Jayne who are box-dropping-ape-gone-wrong-things

Pound This Button
Browncoats know Wash's big red button to call all members of Serenity home. Don't miss the call!

Losing Side
Mal was very right- "May have been the losing side, still not convinced it was the wrong one"

Crappy Town
Everyone's a hero somewhere... even if it's just a crappy town in their minds!

Ignore Each Other
Best to do this when the one you're talking to hasn't been burdened with an overabundance of schooling.

Master of Disguise
Browncoats can be their own "Diabolical Masters of Disguise" based on Wash's comments about Simon in the Firefly episode "Jaynestown"