General Signs
General SignsHere you'll find classic warning signs with a twist. Sometimes it's the actual content of the sign that's twisted, whereas other times it's more the context....Click on any of the designs shown below to see that design on a wide variety of apparel and other merchandise, such a t-shirts, Coffee Mugs, calendars, hats, etc. |
Woman Working Above To some people, a woman with a brain is the scariest thing imaginable. Well, it's time to warn these Neanderthals that you're more than just a pretty face and a hot body, and they'd better watch out! |
Evil Genius What good is being an evil genius if nobody knows about it? This wacky design will let everybody know that they'd better watch out because there is an evil genius at work! |
Man Working Above Sure, on the outside you may look like just an ordinary guy, but who knows what evil schemes for world domination are running through your brain? |
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Contents Under Pressure! Under a lot of stress? Get this design on a t-shirt or hat and let the world know that you're under pressure and about to burst! Also available on boxer shorts.... |
May Contain Nuts! Warning: this product may contain nuts! Of course, that's not necessarily a bad thing.... Available on shirts, Coffee Mugs, and yes, boxer shorts. |
Contents May Be Hot! Think you're hot? Better yet, know you're hot? Don't be shy -- let the world know that the contents of this shirt may be extremely hot! |
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Watch Out! Just the thing to keep the hunter in your life on his toes! What are you watching out for? Whatever it is that ate half the sign.... |
Dangerous Curves Think your hot? Think your sexy with a body to die for? Well, the parody of a classic road sign lets the world know that when it comes to you there are definitely dangerous curves ahead! |
Road Squid Those pesky road squids! You just never know when one is going to pop up. Good thing I came up with this special warning sign to alert people to the danger, eh? |
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Speed Limit 1 186,000 miles per second -- the speed of light, and the speed that nothing in the universe can travel faster than. Remember -- it's not just a good idea, it's the law! |
Watch for Holes If you're an avid cyclist, I'm sure you've seen those signs warning you about holes in the road and the potential consequences of riding your bicycle into one. Here's my own surreal version! |
Speed Limit 2 3 million meters (or metres) per second -- the speed of light, and the speed that nothing in the universe can travel faster than. Remember -- it's not just a good idea, it's the law! |
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Boston Pedestrian Boston drivers have a reputation as being among the absolute worst on the planet. What most people don't realize is that the only thing worse than a Boston driver is a Boston pedestrian.... |
Fencing Sign All right, maybe it's just because I took fencing in college, but I've never been able to look at those Pedestrian X-ing signs without thinking the guy is in the classic fencer's pose. |
New York Pedestrian New York drivers have a reputation as being among the absolute worst on the planet. What most people don't realize is that the only thing worse than a New York driver is a New York pedestrian.... |
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Do Not Feed Every time I go to the zoo and see the 'Please do not feed the animals' signs, I can't help wondering what they don't want you feeding them to. The other animals, is my guess.... |
Caffeine Zombie Are you a complete zombie before having your morning cuppa, whether it be coffee, tea, or whatever? Warn your friends, family and co-workers that you are a Caffeine Zombie! |
Baby Ahead! The birth of a baby is a wonderful thing, right? Well, as this lighthearted design points out, it's not all sunshine and lollipops. There are major changes coming, and you had better prepare now! |
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Rapture Zone Don't you just hate it when you're driving along the road, minding your business, listening to some tunes, when suddenly the guy in front of you gets raptured right out of his car? |
Abduction Zone Don't you just hate suddenly getting abducted by aliens with no warning? Well, here at Barry's World we've created a nifty Alien Abduction Zone warning sign just for times like that.... |
Slow Children Think those classic "Slow Children" signs are warning drivers to go slow? Actually, it's warning drivers to watch out for slow children. Like this kid who didn't quite make it onto the sign in time... |
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My Way You know the old saying -- It's My Way or the Highway. This design illustrates that saying with a spoof of the classic "one way" road sign. |
Stop A Head! I don't know why, but every time I see a standard "Stop Ahead" road signs, I always think it's warning me that there is a head in the road instead of a stop sign.... |
Babe on Board Are you totally hot? Well, then this parody of the classic "Baby on Board" sign is perfect! If you're hot and you know it, don't be shy -- tell the world there's a certified Babe on Board. |
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Boggled Mind Have you had your mind boggled lately? I'm not sure exactly what that means, but it can't be good! Just remember -- a boggled mind is of no use to anyone, so be warned! |
Witch Parking One of the perks of being a witch is the great parking spots. Of course, you also have to make sure nobody steals your spot. The "Witch Parking" sign warns violators that they will be toads. |
Zero Gravity Ahead Whether you're into science fiction and space exploration or just like to add an element of surrealism to your life, the "Zero Gravity Ahead" warning sign just may be the thing for you! |
