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             Betterthan U.

Sure, graduating from an Ivy League university can get you a lot in life -- a nice job, important contacts, etc. But the best thing is probably the smug sense of self-satisfaction that comes from knowing that you are better than everybody else. So why be shy about it? Now you can announce to the world that, regardless of what school you really attended, the important thing is that you are alumni of Betterthan University (a.ka. Betterthan U.).

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