Scurvy Dog To help get you into the spirit of things, here's your very own scurvy dog!	Gas Food Pirates The standard "Gas Food Lodging" signs are useful, but awfully boring! Wouldn't it be nice if they were just a wee bit more interesting? Like telling you that there are pirates at the next rest stop? Good to know!	Pirate Smiley Arrrrrr! Avast ye, matey! Here be a pirate smiley for your pleasure -- just the thing to wear on Talk Like a Pirate Day or any other time of year. Shiver me Timbers!
Major League Pirate (1) Arrrrr! There be two types of pirates, matey -- those that just be going through the motions, and those that be taking it to the next level and play in the big leagues. Are you a Major League Pirate?	Buck an Ear Arrrrr! September 19th is officially "Talk Like a Pirate Day" here in the U.S. And to help you get into the spirit, now you can wear an official "Pirate Bob's Corn" shirt -- it's only a buck an ear!	Major League Pirate (2) Arrrrr! There be two types of pirates, matey -- those that just be going through the motions, and those that be taking it to the next level and play in the big leagues. Are you a Major League Pirate?
	Pirate in Disguise Lots of people dress as pirates for Talk Like a Pirate Day, but what if you actually are a pirate and want to wear a costume? The Pirate in Disguise shirt is just what you've been looking for!

And, hey -- as long as you're here looking around, let me tell you my favorite pirate joke! C'mon, you know you wanna hear it. Or read it, as the case may be. Arrrrr....

A pirate walks into a bar with a giant ship's wheel sticking down his pants.

The bartender, being the sharp-eyed, quick-witted sort of guy he is, immediately notices and says to the pirate, "Hey -- did you know you have a ship's wheel stuck down your pants?"

The pirate stares the bartender straight in the eye and says, "Arrrrrr. It's driving me nuts!"