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Aug 30, 2008

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Strictly for the Pooches

Ben Dover
Rover wants Ben Dover. Especially if his owner is built like Pamela Lee. You can't tell me she doesn't like a little doggystyle.

Help! They cut off my balls!
"The guy who's holding this leash cut my balls off! Arrest the man who neutered me!" Well that's what we'd say if we were a dog who lost his boys.

Don't ask me, I eat my own poop
Unless you're the Son of Sam, people really don't ask their dogs for advice. This shirt really tells you why.

I don't give a Shi Tzu
Some dogs don't give a shit, and some just don't give a shi tzu. Which kind of ballsy (or sadly neutered) dog do you have?

don't wok the dog
When you think about going out for Chinese, leave the dog at home!

Drew Peacock
For the well-hung hound. Let all the bitches in the neighborhood that your dog is the pimp.

Hope Tabonia
Every dog in heat knows they need some help. While on the leash, how can you not get some pity sex for your pit bull with this winner?

Herb Eaverstinx
Crotch sniffers unite! Tell that neighborlady she needs some vinegar like a dry salad!

i lick myself because i can
Don't hate the playa, hate the game. For all the jealous boys who wish they could, this hound lets 'em know the truth. Beliee dat!

I made Lassie my bitch
Your dog is shiznit and he taught that Collie the business. This serves as a warning and an invitation to all others.

I sniff crotches for free
Free nut cancer scans... no charge! If only Lance Armstrong had been sniffed...

I do it doggy style
We straight pimping with our exclamation of how we roll!

Hugh Jorgan
Whether you're a Great Dane or Shi tzu, let everyone know your proud of your Hugh Jorgan. Let everyone else know how much you like having a Hugh Jorgan.

Peter Dragon
Especially for Dachshunds! Make your dog the envy of all the hounds in the neighborhood.

Wanna see me lick myself
Let your dog tell everyone how sexy them calves are, and to explain the humping action about to happen.

you have a damn sexy leg
Let your dog tell everyone how sexy them calves are, and to explain the humping action about to happen.

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