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Are you a living grave?
With all the dead meat hanging out in your colon, that makes you the same as a crypt. All these carnivores are just meat mausoleums. Yuck!

Eating My Friends
If you eat meat, you're eating my friends. But you may not realize you're also eating bugs like these, guaranteed to be unfriendly with your health.

Baa Baa Black Sheep
Wool is for sheep, it ain't for you Grandma. So you can keep your hair to yourself, and let little old Baa Baa Black Sheep keep his own wool. Viva The Wooly-vucion!

Petri Dish
Think your meat is safe? Not when you consider these critters usually found in a petri dish may be living in your dinner!

Ask yourself this:
We couldn't make it any plainer than this. Just a simple comparison that we find oh-so effective. The ladies love the veggies, shouldn't you?

Burger King Parody: Killer King
Burger King Parody: Killer King
BK stabbed vegans in the back when they put eggs in the BK Veggie. Let's stab those fucking bastards back when we wear this product outside their business!

Fuck You Carnivores
We tried to think of a nice way to put this, we really did. But why be nice when it's more effective to be brutally honest? This is to all your idiotic meat-eating friends who can't take a hint.

Head Cheese V1
We know head cheese is the nastiest stuff on Earth and we know it's proof that man was meant to be vegan. There's no way anyone should eat this stuff!

Head Cheese V2
Scary stuff, head cheese. What the hell is it anyways? We know that it's not vegan, and if one look of this disgusting shit doesn't turn you vegan, nothing will.

I LOVE S(x)E
The Straight Edge lifestyle isn't for everyone, but it should be! We give much love to our vegan brothers-in-arms with this cool nod to the internet sign.

Mary had a little lamb
We always knew Mary was bad girl. After we saw how she prepared her mutton, we knew that bitch was bad news. For the little lamb's sake, GO VEGAN!

McDonald's Parody: i'm hatin it
Vegans hate McDonald's they really do. So what better way to harrass the enemy with this clever parody. You'll be the envy of all your vegan friends, guaranteed.

Milk- it does your body wrong
Milks sucks. It gives you gas, messes up your intestinal track, and with all the hormones the dairy industry is packing into the cows, it's dangerous. Tell those milk lovers what kind of crap it is!

Not all vegans are pasty wimps.
Protein? Yeah, I get enough protein and I can easily whup your beef-eating behind. This guy ain't your momma's vegan.

Remember Me? I'm still in your colon. V1
Most carnivores never think about all the rotting meat sitting in their digestive system. Is this a brutal reminder of that? Hell, yes.

Remember Me? I'm still in your colon. V2
Most carnivores never think about all the rotting meat sitting in their digestive system. Is this a brutal reminder of that? Hell, yes.

Seitan isn't evil
We know there's some confussion about seitan. it's not evil, folks, it's just misunderstood. Eat it and you'll know what we mean.

The Colonel's 11 Hurts and Slices
We all know KFC is the chief bastard of the carnivore chains. Their continued treatment of chickens is deplorable and disgusting. Let KFC know they can't ignore our demands!

The Only Meat I Eat: Beaver
Some vegans do eat meat, but it's only from one hairy little animal. Hopefully, it's a juicy little critter like the beaver, gnawing on some wood. We can almost smell it now, mmmm... warm beaver.

The Only Meat I Eat: Pussy
Some vegans do eat meat, but it's only from one hairy little animal. Hopefully, it's a juicy little critter like this cute pussy, sitting all sweet and fuzzy. Hungry? Why wait?

The Vegan Mary
The Vegan Mary is here with her burning desire to lead you away from carnivorism! You'll love wearing this among your sanctimonious meat eating pals.

Vegan chicks are hot
Vegan chicks are smoking hot, even if they don't eat meat. But trust us, we do know that they like soy milk and cruelty free dinners.

Vegans Taste Better
Face it carnivores! Vegans are just better. Not only do we taste better, but we're healthier, smarter, and a whole lot more compassionate. We just taste better, and we're telling you about it!

Vegetarians are half right
We think vegetarians are a little right, but they've lost their way on the journey to nirvana. If they'd really want to make difference, they'd go vegan.

When vegetarians grow up
It's not that we're totally against being vegetarian. It's just that they don't have the guts to go all the way. They're kiddies in a grown-up world of making real dietary choices.