Hawaiian Bitch Slap We know this what Punchy really wanted to do! Forget slugging you, he was ready for that full hand Lifetime TV movie wife wronged bitch slap. We love our parodies, and so will you! |
The Not If you're not a fan of getting married, you can send that message loud and clear with this witty parody of The Knot, that insidious site for all things matrimonial. |
Hawaiian Pimp Slap When Punchy wanted to keep his hos in line, he kept his pimp hand strong. Takin' that ho to the woodshed with a backhand of authority! |
PokeMyMon We think Japanese girls are hot, but we're not really into the whole anime thing. At least you might get your rocks off when she has a seizure watching afternoon cartoons while on your "pocket monster |
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Mezzosopranos We like altos and tenors, but the mezzosopranos, well, they're killers. Watch them hit a note and wham, pop goes the eardrums. |
Whoreo What a damn tasty cookie this is! Make sure it has a cream filling that you can lick on both sides. |







