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Bush's nuts!
Don't you love it when a plan comes together? What's funny is that this photo op was supposed to make him look presidential, instead it makes him look just plain nutty.

Thug Life
Da Boyz in the GOP are true thugs: dirty stock dealings, money laundering, and even cappin' they homies' asses. Don't cross these thugs!

Hannity Debate Style
We warn you that people may try to "hannitize " you after they see you in this product. No worries. Just shout them down, it works for Sean!

Barry-atric Surgery
When going yard just isn't enough, some guys need that extra edge to get it over the fences. They just get that Barry-atric surgery and muscles and homeruns just explode!

Chubya
Do the Bush girls give you that warm special feeling in your pants? They sure make us tingle, and we've decided to proclaim our love the chubya they give us.

I Hate White People Too
We all know Bush hates black people, but is it any wonder that he hates white people too? Well, maybe just poor white people, but he hates them just the same!

Dirty Bush
We hate dirty bushes, but is it any surprise that the dirtiest bush was that way from the start? Check out this sweet product and you'll see the truth!

Pat Robertson is Looney!
Manoman is this guy nuts! Every time he opens his trap, craziness just erupts. Looney Pat's pontificating beyond religious realms is just wacky.

Frist is screwed
Bill Frist is a dirty rotten scoundrel, and we can't wait until the SEC throws the book at him. Just like all his cronies, he knows he's screwed.

Head for the mountains of BUSH
Who knew Laura Bush was so stacked? We didn't either until this "First Ladies Gone Wild" shot. We knew she was a librarian, we just didn't know she had such big book racks.

Heat Wave Definition
Homelessness is a vast and devastating cancer across this country. Meet the cure for the common bum, a wicked heat wave!

Katrina Definition
Pure Evil. That's the only description we can write for this shirt.

Nobody Likes a Dirty Bush
We been around some dirty bushes, and no matter how well they cleanup, something just outright stinks. This one sure does, and we're telling you about it!

Radical Islam is a Blast
Radical Islam is so much fun! The virgins waiting in heaven are just the capper. We're excited about the whole going out in a blaze of glory for Allah. They don't drink, but they do like to get bombed

Reagan's Dead
We think that deification of Reagan is ridiculous. All these pundits running around saying he was the greatest thing since sliced bread. Give it up dudes! He's dead.

Save the children!
Wal-Mart is EVIL! They underpay their employees, crush mom and pop stores like bugs, and ship thousands of American jobs overseas. Save our kids from this monstrosity!

Schiavo definition
We here at Over The Edge are all about adding words to the lexicon. Don't schiavo us about it, just buy the damn shirt!

The other Bush twins
Jenna and Barbara aren't the only twins living in the White House! Laura usually keeps these puppies on a leash, but when it comes time for ball season, she lets out to play!

The World of Wal-Mart
We know "The World According to Garp," but did you know about Wal-Mart's plan for global domination? This is how those bastards see the world.

Tom DeLay- Putting the Con
Legal battles and ethics committee inquiries are circling Tom DeLay like rumors about Tom Cruise relationship with young Katie. Both are prolly just publicity stunts.

Tom DeLay- Scary Isn't He?
Tom DeLay, the boogie man of the Republican party. Nobody wants to associate with for fear of what's hiding in his closets. Old Tom has more skeletons in his chiffonier.

Tom DeLay- Sieg Heil
Tom DeLay is an evil man, even those in his own party would agree, and we have the picture to prove it! After showing others this great product, you'll wonder if the ethics committee isn't dead on.

Tom DeLay- Take That Hitler!
Our boy Tom shows Hitler how the salute is done. He doesn't need no steenking swatiskas or propaganda! He's just crazy all on his own.

Tsunami Definition
When God wants to give the world a good cleansing, he just whips a few waves up and wipes away the extras. Doubt us? Just ask Noah.

We're nuts over Bush!
The best thing about this is that all those "compassionate conservatives" will think you're a big Bush fan. Hopefully, they'll see the Bush codpiece and get the joke and you'll be laughing all the way