If you're looking for a funny, snarky, hilarious, or outrageous one of a kind t-shirt or gift, our custom asinine graphics are available on a wide variety of ultra cool products: Mens, womens, and children's t-shirts and other apparel, housewares and gift items like pillows, mugs, keepsake boxes, coasters and framed tiles. Also, greeting cards, posters, prints, buttons and magnets and more. Click on any image below to see all the products with that graphic.
It's Independence Day Bitches! Hilarious Fourth Of July t-shirts. This 4th of July, watch the fireworks celebrations in style with your bitches, and a NEW original Asinine Design tee! |
I Don't Think I Like You No likie, gothic skull and crossbones. For Halloween, anti-Valentines Day and everyday. Another positively charming graphic by Asinine Design. We have many more feel-good designs like this one! |
Dracula Drink up Bitches Halloween Count Dracula is having a Halloween party, so drink up bitches! This is the original design by Asinine Design, so please don't support our copy cats. Hilarious trick or treat party gear. |
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Suture Self Halloween Suture Self this Halloween! Asinine Design stitched up another hilarious trick or treat party graphic that will have everyone in stitches. Suture Self Frankenstein design - great for all ages! |
Betch T-shirts Betch t-shirts, hoodies and mugs for all the cool betches. Several styles, all colors. You can't be a total betch without a great Betch tee. Tell all your betches! |
Instant Human Just Add Coffee Instant Human Just Add Coffee. T-shirts and gifts for the avid coffee, espresso, cappucino and latte' lovers on your gift list. Hard core caffeine addicts and decaf lovers alike will appreciate this. |
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I Would Like To Exchange This Egg How to get into ANY party = Exchange an egg. It worked on Beverly hills 90210. You should be able to get into any club or VIP party with this shirt. Not saying you WILL, but you should. |
I Scream You Scream I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream. Nostalgic, waiting for the ice cream truck, retro summertime humor. Great for all ages. Ice cream with cherry on top graphic cone. Yum! |
Come Together / World Peace Come Together For World Peace - Save The Earth - Peace On Earth - Earth Day - Peace Sign |
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Knuckle Sandwich Everyone is getting a knuckle sandwich this year. Mom, Dad, Grandma ... everyone. If you don't know what to give em, a knuckle sandwich usually covers all the bases. Smack them with an Asinine Design. |
Fly Like An Eagle Fly Like An Eagle; vintage-look, cracked, aged, and otherwise ultra distressed, bald eagle graphic. |
Mr. Hot Stuff HOT STUFF? Here's a hot guy for you. Mr. Hot Stuff Barbeque. Great gift for the hot guy, dad, chef wanna be, or master bbq dude. Nice Father's Day joke to go with that new grill you didn't get him. |
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LEAF Me Alone! Make like a tree! So, if my Orange You Gone Yet? design fails you, maybe this one will work. Cool LEAF Me Alone funny graphic. Available in everything from aprons & buttons to tile coasters and tees. |
PEACE LOVE AND CHOCOLATE Chocoholics PEACE LOVE AND CHOCOLATE - Dark chocolate, white chocolate, semi-sweet, or truffles ... This one makes a great gift for the ultimate chocolate lovers. |
Pink Flamingo Cool Pink Flamingo available in side graphic style or center graphic. Great gift for the bird lover, mom, brother, sister, girlfriend or just about anyone else who likes flamingos. |
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Hooray For Snow Days Hooray For Snow Days. This graphic is great for anyone and any age. It's your day off from work or school! Build a snowman, sled, snowboard, ski, or have a snowball fight, just avoid the yellow snow! |
Wild Pony Wild Pony Western Graphic. A pony stands in the dunes, like the ponies of Chincoteague and Assateague Island's Wild Pony Penning Day. Great for avid horse and pony lovers! Giddy up. |
Turd Polish They say you can't polish a turd. I say you can. With this extra strength turd polish, you can polish any turd within reason. Here is a two for one offer on turd polish. |
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Rock Bottom And Still Digging We're breaking new ground at Rock Bottom. Apparently you can go lower than rock bottom if you really apply yourself. Here's to working your way down! |
Psych Ward - Orange Psych Ward - Orange graphic. See our store for more choices in this design. If you are a nutbag, or you have one on your gift list; here's the t-shirts, hoodies and gifts for you! Crazy bastard. |
The Early Bird Gets The Worm The Early Bird May Get The Worm - But The Second Mouse Always Gets The Cheese! Reminder to take life slow, to stop and smell the roses once in a while. Cheese tastes better than worms. So chill. |
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SMILE If you're Depressed SMILE if you're depressed! Hilarious t-shirts, mugs and gifts. If you know someone with depression, they might appreciate this, or not. Smile if you are depressed! |
Bucking Bronco Western Bucking Bronco Western Graphic. This is great for the cowboy, cowgirl, horse lover, pony lover, or anyone who loves horses. Go horseback riding in style in this horsey t-shirt, or just grab a mug or g |
HOOT or WOOT Owl? HOOT um....WOOT! Hilarious owl design! Get this cool one on nearly 100 items or see our store for other funny stuff! This WOOT owl is a hot item, but I have other designs too - Where is the love? |
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Nuts About Squirrels Nuts About Squirrels. This distressed squirrel graphic is one of a kind. Cute squirrel with swirls and acorns. Distressed just right for the perfect vintage look. Check our store for more unique graph |
Karma - What Goes Around Karma - What goes around comes around ... and then some. Get your good karma right here, Boomerang |
Spooning Leads To Forking! Spooning leads to forking ... Cute spooning t-shirt. Spooning leads to forking, depends on who is doing the spooning ... I find that spooning leads to punching. Spooning leads to punching coming soon. |
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Mr. Roboto Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto - Cool graphic for your sci-fi friend, geek brother, Mr fix-it father, the tin man, just about any Star Wars fan. Everyone loves robots, this is unisex and equal opportunity! |
When Life Hands You Lemons When life hands you lemons ... Put them on Ebay - Someone will bid on them! COPYRIGHT - ASININE DESIGN 2006 Available right here only! Get your lemonade. |
I Was Never That Hungry HIPPO I SWEAR - I WAS NEVER THAT HUNGRY HUNGRY This Hippo swears he was never, ever, that hungry hungry! Funny design. Please see our store for more popular humor gifts if this one doesn't fill you up! |
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Orange You Gone Yet? Orange You Gone Yet? Angry citrus humor. Cop an attitude in this silly graphic and maybe your fruit flies will get lost too. COPYRIGHT - ASININE DESIGN 2007 Available right here only! |
Suspended! WTF? If you're one of the thousands, each day, suspended from ebay with no warning -This is for you. Well actually it was it for me, but I share. |
I See Dumb People! I See Dumb People! They're EVERYWHERE! They walk around, like everyone else! They don't even know that they're dumb! |
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S.S. Shit Creek Captain Captain of the SS Shit Creek. So here's the shirt or gift/trinket for the person with the worst luck. Been there. If you prefer Shit Creek Pirate, that works too - Whatever floats your shit riddled b |
Oh Chicken Poop Guess What Chicken Butt? Subliminal chicken shit graphic. Mugs, tees, magnets, anything you want chicken poop on ... a crapola mousepad, shit-stain t-shirt, squirt alert tote bag? |
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Butterfly Eyes Tattoo I always feel like somebody's watching me And I have no privacy ... I always feel like, somebody's watching me, tell me, is it just a dream? Butterfly tattoo with eyes. |
The Light At The End Of The Tunnel Office / Workplace Humor. Due To Budget Cuts, The Light At The End Of The Tunnel Has Been Turned Off. |
BOMB SQUAD BOMB SQUAD - If you see me running - Try to keep up! Funny tshirt - Please see our store for many more hilarious tees, gags, and gifts, if the one below doesn't blow you away! Great pyro gift! |
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Skull and Crossbones with Pink Bow Distressed Skull and Crossbones with Pink Bow - Ultra cool skull with pink bow, and just the right amount distressing and aging makes this one vintage cool! Please check out our store for more Asinine |
You So Stoopid You So Stoopid! Everyone is a stupid moron, except you. They don't know anything! This lets them know, at least, that they're stoopid. Now they know that. And that, indeed, is something. |
I Get Knocked Down I get knocked down, but I get up again! Here's a humorous gift for just about anyone. Great on a baby tee. From the unsteady infant, to the tipsy and incoherant - this funny design has them all cove |
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UFO Unidentified Flying Object UFO Unidentified Flying Object. Check out this U.F.O. It's real, look! Oh wait, wrong finger? I don't know, but every time someone flips me the bird, I look up too. Just in case. |
Dandelions Usually white Dandelions drift across this graphic in curious colors adding a cool touch to a nostalgic flower weed. |
Is Today REALLY Necessary? Is today REALLY necessary? Great humor gift for any day that positively sucks. Valentine's day, moving day, cleaning day, laundry day, SAT testing day, final exams, tax day ... hah! |
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I Do All My Own Stunts I Do All My Own Stunts. Yes you do, and it shows. Here's a funny one for you or your stuntman. |
Beat Meater Beat Meater, meat eater, meat beater. I can explain - I designed this one for the single guy, college student, stalker, loser, and/or chef. So, whichever! |
Serpent Cross Tattoo Serpent Cross Tattoo - Snakes hiss on a flaming cross torch with blue birds in a tattoo style gothic /punk, vintage illustration color graphic. |
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I Am Still Just A Rat In A Cubicle Despite All My Rage, I Am Still Just A Rat In A Cage - Er Cubile ... Great gift for the workplace! Secretary's day? Office worker? Great for just about anyone who is confined to a cubicle all day. |
Quack! Quack! If you like ducks, or if you are just slightly wacky, weird, psycho, nutbag, or silly, this is great. Quack; Unexpected right? No one else you know is likely have this one. That's important. |
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Bigfoot have big stocking So what! Christmas WHAT! Bigfoot love Christmas. Bigfoot not greedy. Bigfoot just have extra big stocking. You wish you had big stocking too. |
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I Don't Think I Like You No likie, gothic skull and crossbones. For Halloween, anti-Valentines Day and everyday. Another positively charming graphic by Asinine Design. We have many more feel-good designs like this one! |
Be Mine Or Die Valentine Be Mine Or Die! Funny gothic anti-valentines. Be mine skull graphic with ripped and mutilated valentine heart. Lovely! |
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Be Mine Betch! Anti-Valentine Hey Betch, be my valentine! Another classy anti-valentine by Asinine Design. Be mine Betch! Valentine's Day t-shirts, mugs, magnets and gifts. Any betch would love them. |
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Smiley Face Fourth Of July This 4th Of July, celebrate with a patriotic smile. Our American flag smiley t-shirt proves you know how to BBQ, blow things up and make some noise. Even if it's just the fireworks in your pants. |
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Patriotic Eagle July 4th A must have; July 4th Stars and Stripes Eagle graphic. A patriotic Fourth of July memento - Because you can't watch fireworks while wearing purple, dork. |
4th Of July Independence Day Get ready for the fourth of July cookouts and fireworks. Wear this cool graphic on Independence Day and celebrate the red, white and blue. 4th of July spirit wear. |
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Saint Patrick's Day 2008 Drink Up Bitches! Saint Patrick's Day 2008 commemorative t-shirts, buttons and gifts. Funny St. Patricks Day memento t-shirts or pinback buttons. |
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Asinine Talking T-shirts Funny t-shirts that say whats on your mind. Hilarious txt-only vintage graphics. Click to see them all. |
