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Gifts and gear for people who love goldfish.

Goldfish hate Fridays
Goldfish hate Fridays. Humorous reference to Fish Fridays during Lent, when Catholics and other Christians give up meat and opt for eating fish.

Oscars bite
Ask any goldfish about it, and they'll tell you that Oscars bite. A goldfish with a saucier tongue will even say they suck.

Friends don't let... swallow goldfish.
Friends don't let friends drink and swallow goldfish.

Fintastic!
Goldfish owners are fintastic. So, how you doin'?

Please don't overfeed the goldfish
Please don't feed the bears? The real crisis is goldfish health. Tens of thousands die needlessly each year because of overfeeding.

Goldfish school
My goldfish attends school, designs for the goldfish owner with more than one.

Goldfish for peace.
Goldfish don't like to be tormented by bad water conditions, pesky cats, unruly children, carnivorous fish or any other warring condition. These gentle creatures support peace.

Goldfish united against fraternity hazing.
Goldfish united against fraternity hazing.

Save a friend's life, use a dechlorinator.
Save a friend's life, use a dechlorinator. Tongue-in-cheek parody on save a life, give blood, etc. found among the common people who don't know the joy of goldfish.

I brake for goldfish
I brake for goldfish. Oval, rectangular and standard bumper stickers for the aquarium hobbyist who brakes for crossing goldfish.

My goldfish for president.
My goldfish for president, 2008.

I love my goldfish
Tell the world that you love your goldfish with this classic "I heart" design.

My child has fins
Is your pet your child? Some children have fur, others have skin, and some have fins!

To know a goldfish...
To know a goldfish is to love one.

Yes, I love my goldfish
Yes, I really do love my goldfish as much as you love your child.