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Defend Your Constitution This bumper sticker comes in 12 different color variations.	Defend Your Constitution	CWIMINAL
Homeland Security Warning	Fundamentally Flawed	Computer Models Cause Global Warming
Al Gore: Dork ...inconvenient, but true.	Defend Your Constitution Shirts	BREATHING The single greatest contributor to CO2 emissions.
War on Terror: Official Policy Keep your fingers crossed!	War on Terror: Official Policy Keep your fingers crossed!	LIBERTY: There's not an app for that.
DUMBASS: in two languages	Soviet Propaganda OBAMA Soviet propaganda themed "praise" for Obama.	What are YOU doing for Liberty?
Nancy Pelosi: FIDIOT F***ing Idiot, of course.	originalist - one who supports the constitution in its original form.	CLOCKS
Stop Trashing My Country	SR71 Blackbird	HOPE ...we don't get attacked.
Canadian Healthcare	WEAK	Joe Biden Saving Energy
Ted's Oldsmobile	Gun Salesman of the Year	Kickin' It Old School
STRAIGHT	Poverty Pimp	Apologizer Bunny
Global Warming is for Suckers Don't be a sucker.	Independence Day Tea Party Tea Party graphic has Signer's signatures in background.	Independence in a Teapot The entire text of the Declaration of Independence is in the shape of a teapot. It is legible.
Reject Tyranny	MEMORIAL DAY 2009 Forgive my lack of concern for Europe's opinion of us.	Stop Mexico! Enough is enough!
Memorial Day 2009 Forgive my lack of concern for Europe's opinion of us.	Pledge of Allegiance Kid's Shirts For your little patriot!	War on Terror BUMPERSTICKER Cross your fingers!
Navy Anti Piracy Taskforce Negotiation is not an option.	Global Warming is a Lie The words GLOBAL WARMING IS A LIE are written over and over again within the image of the Earth.	Don't Drink It! Are you a Kool-aid drinker?
Peace Through POPULARITY ...at least everyone loves Barack.	Adios, Mo Fo. A quote from Rick Perry, Governor of Texas.	Texas SOVEREIGN Don't Mess With Texas!
Narcissism Definition NARCISSISM - being so in love with yourself that your dog is named after your initials.	unAMERICAN ...not to mention a waste of good New York City real estate.	Conservative HATE-MONGER Show the world that you're a big meanie!
Nancy Pelosi: Not Entirely Stable Understatement?	Not What You Had In Mind?	Crazy Ass Bitch (small text embedded in graphic) The words "crazy ass bitch" are written over and over again within the graphic of Nancy Pelosi.
Liar Liar Pants on Fire Pathological.	The Government Is Not Your Mommy The U S Government is not Your Mommy	Obama's Favorite President on Penny Ironic, Isn't It?
Aircraft Carrier Graphic T	Peace Bomber	War is Hell
War is Hell (Light Ts) War is Hell...even for plastic army men.	Teleprompter Bomber	Barney Frank "Ass Clown" No offense meant toward clowns.
Pirates Are Funny Hillary gets tickled any time the word "pirate" is mentioned.	Did You Say Pirate?	Hillary and Crossbones
U. S. Paraprompters Read 'em and weep!!!	U. S. Paraprompters - Back Attack! Paraprompters floating on back!	Tea Party Gear YOUR CITY To request a city, email flimsypremise@yahoo.com.
Tea Party Gear (Without City) No city printed under logo.	Tax Day Tea Party Shirts & Sweats (Printed Backs) Protest cities printed on back.	Tax Day Tea Party Shirts & Sweats (Plain Backs) Protest cities not printed on back.
Tea Bag Commemorate the largest nationwide protest in decades!	Propaganda Shell WWII	Partisan Textile Co. Your Conservative Battlegear Supplier!
Fly Games Haven't you ever seen a fly give a piggy-back ride?	World's Best Help Desk Coffee Mug $12.99