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Swallowed whistle
X-ray image of a swallowed whistle in someone's stomach. Gifts and gear in honor of the hockey referee who lets the boys play.

hckygrl (hockey girl)
hckygrl (shorthand abbreviation for hockey girl). Cool, hip, fun and sexy pink design for female hockey fans. Sports gifts and gear.

Xing
Slightly offbeat crossing/Xing street signs, similar to yellow deer crossing signs. Click to see individual designs for goalie, coach, defenseman, forward, puckbunny, cougar, etc.

Don't Betzsky on it
Don't Betzsky on it. Actress Janet Jones, wife of NHL hockey Great One Wayne Gretzsky, is accused of gambling on football. Humorous take on betting scandal. Funny sports gifts and gear.

You betcha
You betcha Marty can deal with Janet. Humorous take on the betting scandal with hockey great Wayne Gretzky's wife Janet Jones and former protector Marty McSorley. Funny sports gifts and gear.

More to life, hockey
No, there really isn't more to life than hockey.

Talk hockey to me
Talk hockey to me, it turns me on. In original black and white typewriter and red and black san serif and script option. For sports fans who think hockey talk is as sexy as dirty talk.

Nice boys keep their sticks down
Nice boys keep their sticks down. A vintage or retro design for the hockey player or fan with a sly sense of humor.

PuckBunny
Gear for the girl or woman who loves hockey players.

Why... so slow?
"Why the (bleep) is he singing so (bleep-bleep) slow?" Famous funny hockey sportscaster quote about slow-singing Little Richard from the movie Mystery Alaska. Sports humor gifts and gear for fans.

Hockey: a way of life
Hockey: It's not just a game, it's a way of life.

Popular in Canada
Humorous designs hailing popularity in Canada. As in, not so much elsewhere. For hockey fans with attitude. Our coach (d-men, team, forwards, team, players, captain) is/are very popular in Canada.

My heart belongs
My heart belongs to a ... with designs for defenseman, center, goalie, winger, etc. Alternate Canadian spellings for defenceman and centre.

In ... We Trust
Click to see multiple designs featuring some hockey greats. Forget "In God We Trust" It's "In Vincent We Trust," "In Joe We Trust," "In Jay We Trust," "In Dominik We Trust," etc.

Give me hockey or give me death
Give me hockey or give me death. Humorous gifts and gear for the serious hockey fan, player or coach.

Famous Slap Shot quote

Say it isn't so, Mario
Say it isn't so, Mario. One of the greatest players of all time has retired, Hall of Famer Pittsburgh Penguins' Mario Lemieux. Funny take of a famous saying on gifts and gear for hockey fans.

Puck is in Play (mean)
Mean version: Sit down and shut up, the puck is in play: for celebrating the beginning of hockey season, the fact that the lockout is over, or disdain for those who get up when the puck is in play.

Puck is in Play (nice)
Sit down and enjoy the game, the puck is in play: for celebrating the beginning of hockey season, the fact that the lockout is over, or disdain for those who get up when the puck is in play.

Cougar
"Cougar," in cougar coat colors. Designed for hot, sexy women who date younger men who are hockey players. The term is specific to the hockey vocabulary. Funny design on gifts and gear.

Real reason play hockey
The real reason guys play hockey -- dating girls, with illustration of a hot woman in a stripper pose, similar to the mudflap girl. Sexy, humorous, funny gifts and gear for fans and players.

Grinds in corners
Announce that you grind in corners, a term for for the muckers and grinders in hockey. While you're at it, make non-hockey folks puzzle at length.

Stays in the crease.
Make people wonder exactly what you mean. Announce that you stay in the crease, a term for hockey goalies.

Has stick skills.
Be proud of your stick skills, the term for hockey players who handle the puck extremely well. Raise a few eyebrows while you're at it.

Has soft hands
Tell the world you have soft hands, the term for hockey players who can practically score at will.

A bad day of hockey...
A bad day of hockey is better than a good day of anything else. Design features a yellow smiley face with a black eye and a missing front tooth.

Hockey geek
Know the difference between a SOG and a PPG?

Hockey evolution
Hockey evolution. Hockey is a much more evolved sport than others. Design shows the fish with legs (evolution) with black eye and skates. Sports humor gifts and gear for fans and players.

My fantasy team is better
My fantasy team is better than your team. When your real team is struggling, as least you have your fantasy league success.

Trade the new rules
Trade the new rules to indoor soccer for a box of used tape. The new hockey rules suck. Thirteen-(and more)goal games suck. Gifts and gear for fans of old-time hockey.

I hate the new rules
I hate the new rules. I loved hockey the way it was, with the suspense about whether a goal would be scored. Now, there seems to be a goal every three minutes. Design features upside down heart.

Never use the magic word
Never use the magic word. Using the f-word when talking to a stripe might get you f-ing tossed from the hockey game. Funny retro/vintage gifts and gear for fans, players, referees and coaches.

Always have a winger
Always have a winger, advice for the gentleman or young lady about town. This retro design is perfect for a hockey player or fan who fancies him or herself as urban chic among the dating crowd.

Forgive Our High Sticks
Forgive our high sticks, as we forgive those who high stick against us.

Drop the puck
Drop the puck already. It's time for hockey season to get going.

It's "Go Time"
It's "Go Time," celebrating the beginning of hockey season, the fact that the lockout is over, or the joy of hockey fights. Drop the sticks and gloves, it's go time.

Kiss me, I love hockey
Kiss me, I love hockey. Urban chic gifts and gear for hockey players, sports fans and coaches that offers a funny alternative to "kiss me, I'm Irish" designs.

Gentlemen adore hockey
Gentlemen adore hockey, nostalgia style. This vintage/retro design is perfect for a hockey player or hockey fan who likes ultra-hip 50's type and graphics.

Recipe for a good time
The recipe for a good time calls for 12 men, 12 pairs of skates, 12 sticks, 1 sheet of ice, 2 hockey nets, 2 coaches, 1 puck, 3 officials, 1 timekeeper, 2 penalty boxes, 1 arena and 60 minutes.

Hockey in heaven
If there's no hockey in heaven, I'm not going.

Live for hockey
Express your passion for hockey.

Blame the zebras
Go ahead, blame it on the officials.

Will work for hockey
Instead of "will work for food," you "will work for hockey."

Bring your lunchpail
Honoring the muckers and grinders

Money for hockey

Got cougar?
Got cougar? Cougar refers to hot, sexy women who date younger men who are hockey players. The term is specific to the hockey vocabulary and orginates from Canada. Funny design on gifts and gear.

Bettman stinks
Gary Bettman, destroyer of the NHL, stinks worse than hockey gear.

Hot hockey moms

Hockey player romance
Despite their looks, they have success with the ladies.

If you play hockey, I'm single
Gear for the women and girls who date hockey players.

Hockey widow
Are you a hockey widow? Husband, wife, boyfriend or girlfriend have no other interest outside of hockey? Humorous gifts and gear for the significant others of hard core hockey fans.

Funny team mascots

Minor-pro designs
Gifts and gear for fans of minor-pro hockey.